Wordtris

Message from Corporate:

Hello [Insert employee name], congratulations on your promotion to Assisting Word Configuration Manager! 

Your role will be to configure the official corporate buzzwords for the management strategies of the following quarter, using the specially developed Wordtris software. 

We know you'll do great at your new position, but her are just a few important reminders concerning your new workflow.

1. The system was not designed to handle words outside the range of 3-5 letters to maximize employee efficiency, so all those cheeky two letter words won't get counted, & neither will the clunky six letter words. Please keep this in mind.

2. Please remember, the Wordtris software interface only supports English, so stick to the corporate-approved English dictionary & you'll be just fine.

3. The interface was developed with the arrow keys in mind, altho in accordance with requests from multiple of your colleagues, corporate has recently begun providing support for the A&D keys as well as the space bar, for your convenience.

We hope to see you thriving in your new position! Go get 'em tiger!

Message from your boss:

Let's get one thing straight, I did not sign off on your promotion, but my hands were tied. So listen close, if you muck this up you'll be outta here before you can even spell FIRED!